Overheard, in a doctor’s office waiting room:
An older couple, sitting side by side. He’s reading a magazine (probably People).
He leans over to his wife, holding out the open magazine.
“Do you know who this is?”
“Jennifer Aniston.”
“Are those her boobs?”
“No.”
“Is that her nose?”
“No.”
“Hmmm. She’s had a lot of work done. Why would she do that?”
“To get Brad back.”
Why on earth would she want Brad back? He’s a loser.
My thoughts exactly.
Yes! I thought I was the only person alive who is not falling for his I’mtheworld’sbiggesthumanitarianandAngieandIaregoingtoraiseaUnitedNationsinourhomeland(whenwedecidewherethatis) bull%$*&. Loser. Capital L.