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Oh, the grammar…

Like fingernails on a chalkboard, these two lines leaped out at me yesterday:

From the newest Sundance catalog, page 23, “SUNDANCE DENIM MAKES IT’S DEBUT”

From Crispin: At the Edge of the World by Avi, page 126, “With the ship afloat, Bear waded into the water and hoisted Troth and I onto the deck.”

Shudder.  Though the Sundance publication is a catalog, I somehow expect its copy to be of higher quality than most catalogs – it must be that photo of Robert Redford on the inside front cover.  But there, in large capital letters, sits my pet peeve.  “It’s” means “it is.”  Why, oh why, do so few people understand that???  I’ve done my part over the years to educate my students of the truth of “it’s,” but one woman alone cannot alter the mistakes of many.

And then Avi, an author of great talent, makes the mistake of using “I” where he should have used “me.”  Double shudder.  And it’s not the only error of its kind in the book: somewhere in the last quarter of the novel Avi makes the same error again, though of course I can’t find that error now when I need to quote it.  [Please note the correct usage of “it’s” and “its” in the previous sentence.]  Wanting to excuse Avi’s mistake, I thought perhaps this mis-use of “I” was of historical import, that an English orphan in 1377 would have made this error – but I doubt that is true, given that the grammar in the rest of the book is correct by today’s standards.

I know I’m far from perfect, and that I habitually split my infinitives, but it just makes me crazy when I see these two mistakes in print.  Those fingernails are taking some serious slate off that chalkboard.  

What irks you?  What are your pet literary peeves?

Weekend fun

Love Jane Austen’s books?  Have a little time to spare this weekend?  Try this quiz that determines which Jane Austen character you are most like:  link

Lisa sent me the link to this quiz as she was preparing for her Teen Book Group’s discussion of Sense and Sensibility.  Both Lisa and I were quite surprised at how accurate our results were.  I’ll share who I’m most like if any of you, dear readers, do the same!  For the moment, suffice it to say that I’m most like my favorite Austen character, which felt like some kind of small victory to me…

Mall rats

Last Saturday, on a whim after visiting Guitar Center, Jim and I went to the Natick Mall.  It was the first time there for both of us, and we were stunned by how beautiful the mall is.

Before I say any more, I need to explain that Jim and I aren’t mall rats, not by any stretch.  Not our thing, really. 

But the Natick Mall – wow.  How to describe it?  Thriving, well-thought out, lovely artistic touches here and there, warm and welcoming.  My favorite part is the sculptural birch trees that line the newer section, with the mobiles of green leaves cascading down from the ceiling towards the trunks.  And the blobs of dark wooden flooring that break up the white tile floors, lending an almost yellow-brick-road sensibility to something that could otherwise be cold and antiseptic. 

And the people watching was supreme.  Loads of families, not too many angst-ridden teenagers.  I don’t know about you, but I don’t find it much fun to people-watch the gangs of teens who tend to prowl malls.  Much more amusing to observe marital discord and harmony, good and bad parenting, and cute kids.

As for the shopping – well, among other things, we came away with two great Crate and Barrel serving bowls that were priced at $5.95 each.  What could be better?

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!  I hope that all of you who came to the controlled chaos that was last week’s Create a Valentine workshop are sharing your beautiful creations with someone special. 

Meanwhile, I’m still finding bits of glitter glue on the floor…and contemplating mixing up my own glitter glue for next year’s workshop…hmmmmm…

Politics

Though I’m a political animal, I’ve never talked (written?) politics before on this blog.  But this post by Julius Lester on his excellent blog, “A Commmonplace Book,” caught my attention and I thought I’d share it.  I still didn’t vote on Super Tuesday, and there isn’t a bumper sticker on my car yet, but Lester makes a good point in this intelligent piece.

For those of you who have not yet discovered Lester’s blog, to my mind it’s the most thoughtful, wise, and well-written blog out there. 

Hyacinth

While buying groceries two weeks ago, I picked up two blue hyacinths for $3.99 each – a nice splurge, I thought, one for home, one for my desk at work.

I had forgotten that hyacinths have an overwhelmingly powerful scent, and worried that I’d have complaints from patrons at work, especially after I came into the children’s room one morning and the whole room reeked of hyacinth.

But the hyacinth has been a HUGE hit.  Patrons come into the room, lift their noses up a bit and sniff, and then wistful, wonderfully happy smiles burst across their faces as they say, “Oh, that flower smells so GOOD!  It’s like spring is here!”  And to a one, each patron comes over to the hyacinth, lifts its heavy flower stalk, and breathes in deep.  Children get lifted up by their parents to smell the flower.  And everyone is happy.

Well, ok, not everyone.  Lisa and Mary admit to hating the smell of hyacinth, and stay on the far side of the children’s room desk when they need to talk to me about something.  And the first night that our home hyacinth was in flower, Jim greeted me with, “Is this flower new or something?  It STINKS!”  So, with Mary and Lisa in mind, the next bunch of forced bulbs that are working to flower on my desk are some yellow narcissus – the ones that look like daffodils, and, to the best of my memory, don’t smell like much.  And at home, for Jim’s sake, we’ll be sticking to gerber daisies. 

But meanwhile, it’s been great fun bringing smiles to so many faces in the library. 

The joys of automation

We’re getting a dishwasher, my dad’s Christmas gift to us, and I couldn’t be more excited.  For the past almost four years, Jim and I have been grumpily washing our dishes by hand, often procrastinating until there’s a large stack of dirty dishes on the counter.  On those hot and humid summer days (we don’t really use our air conditioner), washing dishes becomes just plain nasty.  And it can even be pretty unpleasant in the winter, when the woodstove is cranked up high.  But not much longer, because the dishwasher has been paid for and ordered, and Jim is busy reconfiguring the cabinets to make room for that lovely beast.

We gained new respect for another bit of automation recently, when our washing machine needed repairs and we were without it for three weeks (including the week that my sister was visiting us).  It’s not that laundromats are so bad, because there are actually some advantages of going to the laundromat, most notably that you can get your laundry done in one fell swoop.  But when your towels get smelly mid-week, and you can’t take the time to go to the laundromat, there’s nothing more lovely than being able to pop down to the basement and run a load.  When our machine was finally fixed last Friday, I was so inspired by its renewed presence in our lives that I actually tackled all those laundry odds and ends that accumulate in a stack by the washer:  the random red items that will stain everything else, and so get put to the side – the old curtains that we used as dropcloths during a project – the pesky woolen washables.  All clean now.

Automation rocks.

Thunder

I thought it was January…

The rain is pouring down in buckets.  The thunder is rolling.  The lightning is flashing.  The snow has almost completely melted away.  The scent of spring is in the air.

It feels more like late March or early April.

This scares me.  Often, I look at the kids who are in the children’s room and wonder what the world will be like when they are my age.  Overpopulated, political unrest, global climate changes, severe weather…and who knows where our economy will be then.  ‘Frightening’ doesn’t even begin to describe the way our future looks from here and now. 

Snow blues

It’s going to be a tough winter.  Too much snow already, and way, way too cold already.  Pippa, our heat-loving cat, positioned herself on top of the heating vent this morning, giving me a baleful look that said, “I’m cold, dammit.  Why don’t you have a fire in the wood stove??”

I like winter, I like snow, I like cold, but even I am a bit annoyed by this early start to winter.  If only I could hibernate for a few months…

Construction

Construction has begun on the affordable housing units next to our house.  Very exciting.  Jim and I took an exploratory trip through the unit closest to us today (being Sunday, there were no construction workers on site, and, since there are no “No Trespassing” signs, we figured it was ok to take a walk around).  All of the first floor walls are up, the window and door openings clearly designated, so we could really get a sense of how the house will be to live in.  Nice and bright, lots and lots of big windows, a well-planned floor layout that makes good use of the limited square footage, and a pleasant central staircase.  We climbed half-way up the stairs and took a peek at the second floor: it’s hard to guess how big the second floor will be, since the walls are not up, but from the pre-assembled walls that are resting on the floor deck, we’re guessing that there will be one bedroom and a bathroom up there.

The best part of our walk-around was seeing that our house, that we’ve spent so many hours working on, looks pretty ok from the next lot over.  Good thing, since many of the biggest windows at the new house look directly out at our house.  (We’ll be installing some new window shades on that side…).

I doubt we can ever have neighbors as great as those who lived in the dilapidated garage (Chuck the Woodchuck and family, and the family of skunks), but hopefully our human neighbors-to-be will be nice people, and hopefully they’ll enjoy their new home.  It’s a good one, for sure.