Today’s weather was fabulous: clear, dry, not too hot, blue sky. Jim and I spent the whole day outside, working on the latest projects. I got all of the plants from Hutchins Farm in the garden, and even bought a few more from Idylwilde Farm for some container gardens. Can’t wait until they start blooming.
 Jim had been working on the siding of the house while I planted the plants. Once I was done, I joined him. And we got ambitious: we ripped off the vinyl siding on most of the remainder of the house, finding some fairly good clapboards on the dining room exterior walls, and finding some absolute nightmare clapboards on the north wall by the back door, foyer, and bathroom window. Blech. Too short clapboards had been terribly pasted together, and over the years water from the incorrectly installed gutters had poured down between the vinyl siding and the clapboards, making for a rotten, moldy, disgusting mess.   Blech. I held the ladder as Jim ripped the old siding off, and I’ve never been dirtier. Floods of dirt and dead bugs and spider webs and rotted leaves poured down on my head (thank goodness for the baseball cap) and – until I learned better – into my mouth. Blech.
Jim and I are fans of Christopher Guest’s movies, most especially Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, and Best in Show. As we surveyed the damaged house that we had uncovered today, we both thought of one of our favorite lines from Best in Show, as Cookie and Jerry Fleck pull up to a “friend’s” house:
“What a shitbox! I thought you said they got a better place?”
“They did…”Â
Well, I found it!!! If I wasn’t clued in, I don’t think I would have made the effort. Now, you’re locked into my favorites.
And I think the line was … “What a dump. I thought you said they got a new place.”
You’re right, the line is “dump.” Guess the extreme nature of the north side of our house put the other adjective into my head… 🙂
Glad you found the new blog, too; I’m working on getting a redirect from the old blog, but that may not be possible. We’ll see!
i got here just by going to your old site. yay! you’re back. i missed reading your writing. and bleh, i agree, the house thing sounds yucky with bugs and dirt in your mouth. but i still think you have an adorable and loving home.
this is a close tie to the day i pulled a suitcase out of the attic of our house in the country and a whole avalanche of mouse turds fell on my head. yeah. and i had my mouth open too. going: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo
ok, Jean, you win! that’s WAY nastier than mine!!!