{"id":69,"date":"2007-01-31T20:39:34","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T00:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/?p=69"},"modified":"2007-01-31T20:39:34","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T00:39:34","slug":"attack-of-the-boogers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/attack-of-the-boogers\/","title":{"rendered":"attack of the boogers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seen today at the library:<\/p>\n<p>cute little boy sitting at the smallest table\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6finger up his nose\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6pile of brand-new picturebooks on the table next to him\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6finger comes out of nose, opens the books and starts reading\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ew.<\/p>\n<p>In the words of one of the library\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pages, Miles:\u00c2\u00a0 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153If this were Sesame Street, the books would have eyeballs on stalks and mouths, and they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be screaming \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcNo! No! No!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seen today at the library: cute little boy sitting at the smallest table\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6finger up his nose\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6pile of brand-new picturebooks on the table next to him\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6finger comes out of nose, opens the books and starts reading\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ew. In the words of one of the library\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pages, Miles:\u00c2\u00a0 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153If this were Sesame Street, the books would have eyeballs &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/attack-of-the-boogers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">attack of the boogers<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-children"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}