{"id":647,"date":"2010-04-27T18:54:46","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T22:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/?p=647"},"modified":"2010-12-10T16:48:12","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T20:48:12","slug":"wardrobe-malfunction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wardrobe-malfunction\/","title":{"rendered":"Wardrobe malfunction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, even children&#8217;s librarians have wardrobe malfunctions.\u00a0 But not quite like Janet Jackson&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of today&#8217;s <em>Mother Goose on the Loose <\/em>Storytime for the very youngest kids, I was singing my heart out while we all rang our jingle bells:\u00a0 &#8220;We ring our bells together, we ring our bells together, we ring our bells together because it&#8217;s fun to do.\u00a0 Ring them up HIGH!!!&#8221;\u00a0 &gt;kablam&lt;\u00a0 &#8230;bracelet explosion&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The glass bead bracelet that I was wearing literally exploded while my right arm was <em>high<\/em> in the air, waving the bell around.\u00a0 Meaning that glass beads and the metal spacer beads went FLYING around the story room.\u00a0 Nice choking hazard for the little ones, eh?<\/p>\n<p>I think I turned BRIGHT red as I scrambled around the room to collect the rolling beads, dumping them in the storytime drum while trying to explain to the parents that my bracelet had just broken.<\/p>\n<p>No harm, no foul &#8211; no one choked, no one stepped on a bead and took a header &#8211; but this definitely proved that old adage: &#8220;Expect the unexpected.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, even children&#8217;s librarians have wardrobe malfunctions.\u00a0 But not quite like Janet Jackson&#8217;s&#8230; In the middle of today&#8217;s Mother Goose on the Loose Storytime for the very youngest kids, I was singing my heart out while we all rang our jingle bells:\u00a0 &#8220;We ring our bells together, we ring our bells together, we ring our &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wardrobe-malfunction\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wardrobe malfunction<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":841,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions\/841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}