{"id":288,"date":"2008-12-01T08:05:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T12:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/?p=288"},"modified":"2008-12-01T14:06:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T18:06:01","slug":"24-toes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/24-toes\/","title":{"rendered":"24 toes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>24 toes can cause a lot of trouble, especially when they&#8217;re connected the mind of a kitten.\u00c2\u00a0 I love Max dearly, but this living-with-a-kitten thing is new to me.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m used to staid, tired older cats who loll around most of the day.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday Max found the steel wool next to the kitchen sink while we were out running errands.\u00c2\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t appear to have suffered any ill effects, but he sure did a number on that poor piece of now-discarded steel wool.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I went to fill up my Camelbak water bottle, and couldn&#8217;t find the squishy little tip that you&#8217;re supposed to drink through.\u00c2\u00a0 After taking it out of the dishwasher, I had laid the three bottle pieces out on the first shelf of the upper kitchen cabinet to dry.\u00c2\u00a0 Ophy and Pippa have never touched anything in the cabinets (we don&#8217;t have cabinet doors), so I didn&#8217;t give it a second thought.\u00c2\u00a0 But, blech, I will from now on.\u00c2\u00a0 The squishy little drinking tip was under our oven, all covered in lint and yucky stuff.\u00c2\u00a0 Yuck yuck yuck.\u00c2\u00a0 To his credit, Max supervised and &#8220;helped&#8221; while I fished it out.<\/p>\n<p>And yesterday morning, Max &#8220;helped&#8221; Jim scoop the litterboxes.\u00c2\u00a0 We use Feline Pine, and Jim sifts the used sawdust out into a bag for disposal.\u00c2\u00a0 As Jim was working, Max watched attentively&#8230;then pounced on the bag, sending an enormous puff of urine-laced sawdust up into Jim&#8217;s face.\u00c2\u00a0 (Once more, Jim proved what a great guy he is &#8211; mad as hops, but didn&#8217;t say a harsh word to little Max.)<\/p>\n<p>So cute, but so troublesome.\u00c2\u00a0 Ah, little guy, what will we do with you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24 toes can cause a lot of trouble, especially when they&#8217;re connected the mind of a kitten.\u00c2\u00a0 I love Max dearly, but this living-with-a-kitten thing is new to me.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m used to staid, tired older cats who loll around most of the day. Yesterday Max found the steel wool next to the kitchen sink while &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/24-toes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">24 toes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc","category-spare-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}