{"id":114,"date":"2007-09-22T20:32:27","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T00:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/?p=114"},"modified":"2007-09-22T20:32:27","modified_gmt":"2007-09-23T00:32:27","slug":"my-cranky-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/my-cranky-side\/","title":{"rendered":"My cranky side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an example of my cranky side:<\/p>\n<p>We have a large collection of Lauri puzzles at the library &#8211; great simple puzzles that are made out of foam rubber, so they&#8217;re easily cleaned and have bright colors.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Mostly our library patrons just have fun playing with them, then put the puzzles back in the cubbies under the window seat.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes a library patron will take apart the hardest Lauri puzzle, the carousel horse, decide that it&#8217;s too difficult, and leave it in a jumble of pieces on the coloring table and strewn across the floor in front of the window.\u00c2\u00a0 This makes me cranky.\u00c2\u00a0 Very cranky.\u00c2\u00a0 I mean, really.\u00c2\u00a0 If you can&#8217;t do the puzzle, at least be gracious enough to bring it over to your lovely, very friendly children&#8217;s librarian, and say &#8220;Ooops!\u00c2\u00a0 Bit off more than we could chew here!\u00c2\u00a0 Got to run, can&#8217;t finish it!\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry!&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 That librarian would smile and say thank you and take the opportunity to wash the puzzle pieces before reassembling it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a different matter when the charming children&#8217;s librarian has to crawl on her hands and knees, sometimes while wearing a short skirt (can you say &#8220;awkward&#8221;?), to search for the puzzle pieces.\u00c2\u00a0 Then the puzzle goes to live in the children&#8217;s librarian&#8217;s office for a day or two.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0If you can&#8217;t play nicely with the toy and put it away when you&#8217;re done, then it will be taken away for a\u00c2\u00a0period of time.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve become my mother, haven&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an example of my cranky side: We have a large collection of Lauri puzzles at the library &#8211; great simple puzzles that are made out of foam rubber, so they&#8217;re easily cleaned and have bright colors.\u00c2\u00a0 Mostly our library patrons just have fun playing with them, then put the puzzles back in the cubbies &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/my-cranky-side\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My cranky side<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc","category-librarianship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/abbykingsbury.org\/books\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}